I almost couldn’t believe it when it read it out loud in my booth.
A prompt so disengaging, so aloof, I broke protocol and messaged the client, urging them to re-word it.
“If none of those options are right for you, please hang up.”
*Not*: “If none of those options are right for you, press zero or hold for an operator…” – no, it was a total disengagement from the customer. As if the unspoken words to follow were supposed to be: “We’re not meant to do business together.”
My overwhelming question was “Why?”
Why on earth would a company not make even a basic effort to accommodate a caller – especially one whose problem is so specific that none of the options apply? (My client’s reply to that question was: “Those options are what we offer. If they don’t choose one of the options, we can’t help them.”)
That door-slam you just heard was opportunity leaving and never coming back.
In the end, I convinced them to change the wording to make a concession for all customers for whom the options didn’t work, and they got transferred to a live operator who used their judgment and discretion to pair up the caller with the appropriate agent/department.
Here’s some key things to never include in your IVR:
“Self-Service” Bots
I have been on calls where a company (usually a large financial institution) has a pre-screening, self-service bot installed on their IVR, with the hopes that this will be a time-saver for both company and customer. The bot will say something like: “Tell me why you’re calling in.” Almost always (and I pride myself on speaking clearly and giving to-the-point answers) the bot will reply to my clear, concise query with: “Hmm. I’m not sure what you’re asking about. Can you tell me more?” This invariably leads me to shriek into the phone: “CLOSE CHECKING ACCOUNT!” Whoever thought that these bots – who clearly lack the ability to pick up on even basic word “clues” (in this case “close” and “checking account”) was sadly mistaken. They are ineffective, frustrating, time-wasting, and ultimately will cost the company business. Ditch them. Yesterday.
Water-Torture On Hold
Recently on hold with a medical practice, I heard a very badly generated TTS utility voice their auto-attendant (horrible) and as soon as the message finished, it repeated immediately. As soon as you heard the ending “Thank you”, the file immediately started over: “Thank you for calling…” in a never-ending loop, until the live answer picked up. An auto attendant message should play exactly once. Then, the caller should be placed in a on hold queue, where a *series* of rotating informative messages play interspersed with healthy stretches of either silence or royalty-free music (preferred.) Not a single, lone message playing over and over, like some sort of water torture.
Multiple Levels of Meaningless Sorting
You have an initial menu in your auto attendant (which, if you’ve followed my previous direction, consists of no more than five options, all weighted from most important to least important.) Then, if you so choose, you can have a submenu for each option selected – but herein starts the rabbit hole of confusion. Only have submenus if they will truly benefit the caller and make a difference in the care they will receive. If you have an option which states: “To speak with an agent about your life insurance needs, press one. For an auto insurance agent, press two…” and they both lead to the same agent, that’s a meaningless exercise. Only make the caller drill down into several sun-menu layers if it really will help focus the care they will receive, and if it will help to best utilize your agent’s areas of expertise.
By avoiding these most frequently seen and most egregious telephony pitfalls, your IVR will be more efficient, less frustrating, and better designed to serve your callers.