It’s actually calculated that the average person will spend a grand total of 30 hours a year waiting on hold or in call center queues while attempting to resolve an issue. As great as our awareness now is of customer service, we are still occasionally put in a purgatory-like “waiting room” until we can have our issue examined by a live agent. It takes a special kind of resolve – and determination – to hang in there and see the call to the end.
What makes that time on hold even more intolerable are the hackneyed, out-of-date aspects of on-hold systems which just get replicated over and over again.
With a greater emphasis on branding – and the massive amount of resources and money that companies spend on their image – it has never been more important to make sure that your brand and persona translates over to your on hold system. And that you *don’t* duplicate things traditionally heard in on-hold systems, just because we’re accustomed to hearing them.
After all: your customers are in a very precarious position while waiting on hold. They are moments away from hanging up and exploring another option – your competitor. That time spent waiting needs to be spend being reassured, reinforced, and ultimately, retained.
So here it is: my five things which need to never again make an appearance in an on-hold system.
People have already been to your website. What they’re calling about is so specific or not on your FAQ section, that they’re devoting time to call in. If you’re a caller, and you’ve made the decision to carve out time to call a company, you will not disengage and go to the website.
Every time I am sent an on-hold script to voice, there will -- inevitably – be the phrase: “Did you know…?” Yes, on hold systems should be used to inform and entertain. Resist the temptation to pose this excruciating question as nauseum. If you’re the biggest distributor of grommets in the northeast, just say that. Don’t quiz the caller if they’ve heard that you are.
Then why am I waiting on hold? Nothing irritates more than being told you’re important and that your time is valuable, when the evidence – the counter on your phone display ticking away the minutes – says otherwise. Also questionable is saying that the reason they’re waiting is that you’re busy with other customers. What makes those callers so special? Don’t unwittingly create an elitist mood by implying that others are worthy of your attention and other customers will just have to wait.
Too often, an old hold program can take on a “competitive” feel and be used to slight their competition. The caller has chosen your company. You can applaud their choice without running down your competitors.
The goal is always to keep callers on hold for as little time as possible. I’m always leery when I’m sent a three-page script to voice – how long do they anticipate a caller to be on hold? The flip side of that, of course, is writing too little. Nothing is worse than the water-torture of a single paragraph played over and over. If there’s a chance that the caller will be on hold for longer than five minutes, make sure that there’s enough unique material to cover that time so that the same paragraph doesn’t play over and over.
Make sure people don’t spend an interminable time while waiting for servicer. While they *are* waiting, optimize that time by respecting, informing, entertaining, and keeping a customer.
Allison Smith is a telephone voice heard on platforms globally. Theivrvoice.com, @voicegal